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thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

97,840 notes10.213:26 AMSource
#dogs

disneyprincest:

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

25,432 notes10.2010:09 PMSource

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

111,122 notes10.2010:05 PMSource

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

398,616 notes10.208:34 PMSource
This has been in the Bunsen burner cupboard (on the inside of one of the doors) in my chemistry lab for over a year now. I feel proud of whoever put it there.

This has been in the Bunsen burner cupboard (on the inside of one of the doors) in my chemistry lab for over a year now. I feel proud of whoever put it there.

10.207:52 PM
#lol #funny #m'lady #fedora #school

intercedeth:

Source: twitter.com/imransiddiquee

Wish I would’ve gotten to this sooner since it’s late to be posting, but I really love this particular message and the discussion around “being a man” and how it relates to the treatment of women as well as gay men (or anyone else perceived as “less” / equivocated with being undesirably weak)

3,476 notes10.207:37 PMSource

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

shut the fuck up it’s orange

157,682 notes10.207:36 PMSource
#fight me bro #its ALWAYS been orange
brainbowunicorn:

I love my make up today uwu

brainbowunicorn:

I love my make up today uwu

28 notes10.205:11 PMSource
#so pretty betty
library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

449,235 notes10.205:09 PM

shittywatercolour:

A pigeon overcomes his problems to find love

409 notes10.204:40 PMSource

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

264,215 notes10.204:38 PMSource

anichan7:

BEST

POST

EVER

67,653 notes10.204:36 PMSource

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

80,644 notes10.203:56 PMSource
#disney
32,366 notes10.201:43 PMSource
winter-weight:

cellaax3:

an abandoned mental institution, some patient records were left in the institution were found by vandals who graffiti’d the words of them on the wall

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winter-weight:

cellaax3:

an abandoned mental institution, some patient records were left in the institution were found by vandals who graffiti’d the words of them on the wall

X

119,728 notes10.2010:17 AMSource